First I set up my profile. I wanted it to be clear that I was actually a toilet. 
2.png

Then I turned Oliet loose on the world, and in 24 hours had 100+ matches:
3.png

The immediate outpouring of love was humbling:
4.png

But of course, there was also good deal of this:
5.png

6.png

And yeah, sometimes it got extra weird:
7.png
*wink wonk*

8.png

Some of my matches were totally game to play along:
9.jpg


While others really struggled with the idea of a toilet on Tinder:
10.png

11.png

12.png

And while a few people were pretty stoked to be Tinder-ing a toilet:
13.png

14.png

Others were totally underwhelmed:
15.png

I did learn that people tend to be so much more than their profile descriptions.

34-DD, DTF, sometimes gets too drunk…
16.png


… and apparently really LOVES toilets.
17.png

And I also learned that with great power, comes great responsibility.

This poor girl will probably never look at a toilet the same way again:
18.png

I learned how incredibly lonely and sometimes unfortunate some people on Tinder can be:
19.png

And yes, by the end of the week, I even sort of wound up getting a date out of the whole thing:
20.png

You Might Also Like